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2:The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
3:Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
4:Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . .Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, . . . .Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, . .Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi,Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki, . . .Chikni Chameli Thi…
5:Fantastic Answer For , Why Didn't U Receive My Call? I Was Dancing At My Ringtone...:P,CH 53E Super Stallion Helicopter facebook cover photo
6:Fairy(To A 62 Year Old Couple): I Will Grant You Each A Wish. Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands. Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years Younger To Me. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' The Husband Became 92 Years Old. Moral: Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots Should Remember That Fairies Are Females.
7:Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'
8:Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?Preeto : In the pool.
9:Yad Hai Jab Hum Pehli Bar Mile. Tum Nay Mujay Dekha Nazroon Say Nazray Milien Tum Nay Hath Aagay Bharhaya Aur Mujhay Kaha Allah K Naam Pe Aik Rupia Day Day Baba
10:RAWAN ke 10 Sar,20 Aankhein,Par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,Aapka Sar 1,Aakhein 2,Par Nazar har ladki par.Ab batao ki…….?Asli Rawan kaun :-DWish You HAPPY DASARA.
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