1:Question: Define A Boss? Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . .

2:can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????

3:Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we

4:In The Bus: A Heavy Lady Wearing Pointed High Heeled Shoes Steps On > Your Feet... > Stupid Question:- Sorry, Did That Hurt? > Answer:- No, Not At All, I'm On Local Anesthesia..... > Why Don't You Try Again.

5:Memom Boss 2 Worker:Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kam Kai, Islie 5000 Ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hu, Agar Isi Tara Kam Karogeto Agle Sal Ispar Sign Kardunga??.;-),Aviation in France facebook cover photo

6:Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

7:Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

8:A Woody Joke.. What Wood Happn If U Had A Wooden Car, With Wooden Seats Wooden Tyres.. And A Wooden Engine? It Wooden't Start..! :D

9:Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman. . . or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

10:Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai.

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