1:As A Family We're Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My Son ...An Ipod , My Daughter An Iphone N Myself An Ipad ... I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Went Out N Bought Her An Iron .. =P She Hasn't Spoken To Me Since .. =D =D By HumAyuN Fr

2:What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous..I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired¡­.. I put down the mirror!

3:Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain? Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata. Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!

4:Height Of Nalaiq Pun... Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..? Son: Paper Was Tough! Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know? Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)

5:A Food & Health Forum Speaker Asked: What Food Causes The Most Suffering For Years, After U Eat It? After A Long Silence, An Old Man Answered: ?Wedding Cake?,F-16 facebook covers photos

6:You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.

7:One day, I¡¯m gonna make the onions cry..

8:We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

9:1 Molvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha,Ek Shks ne dekha or bola:Molvi sahab ap bhi?Molvi:¡°Pagal k Bache Me is ko Nafrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hn¡±;-)-

10:definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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