1:Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai Try Again

2:Dil Se Hum Dillagi Kiya Nahi Karte,Yeh Dil Kisi Ko Diya Nahi Karte.Dil Ko Aapka Mobile Number Pasand Aa Gaya,Warna Hum Kisi Ko Itne SMS Kiya Nahi Karte....

3:Ek PEhLwan KA Accident HUa, HospitaL Me SIR Se PAon TAk Pattioon Me PAra THa, Ek Sahib Ne POcHa PEhLwan G KEsAy HO? PehLwan: MAr GYa HoOn, SahiB BoLay: PEHLwan G KYUN JhoOT BoL Rahay HO? PehLwan: Mar HI To GYa HoOn, Agr Main Zinda Hota To KYa TUm Meray Munh Per Keh Saktay Thay K MAIN JhoOt BOL RAha HoOn?

4:Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai,Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai,Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho,Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai¡­

5:Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?Girl: Tameez se baat karo.Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?,Usain Bolt facebook cover photo

6:Zamane Bhar Ki Baton Mei Hame Bhula Na Dena,Jab Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Zara Muskura Dena,Zinda Rahe To Milenge Dost,Nahi To Har Diwali Mere Naam Ka Diya Jala Dena ¡­

7:What Do You Call A Female Who Never Laughs? ?HASINA?

8:Beautiful Night Nice Breeze Calm Atmosphere All Are Going To Sleep But U R Reading My Sms! So Sweet.

9:HEIGHT OF BADLUCK :P Boy: Marry Me.. ? Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? Boy: No Salary.. But,.. Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P

10:Definition Of Laziness :- -:- IT'z A TElEnT OF TAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU GEt TiRed -:-,

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