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1:Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen!Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.

2:Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?A: On their Wedding !Q: Why dogs don’t marry?A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

3:India Me Ek Ajeeb-O-Gareeb SMS Hai, Bolta B Hai Chalta B Hai Khata B Hai Monchen Hen Us Ki Pagri Pehnta Hai Naam Hai Uska? S=Sardar M=ManMohan S=Singh;-)

4:Mere pyar ko dunia mein koi na samaj na paya,Roti thi jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya,Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein,Aur wo kehte hain ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya

5:§AHABA (R.A) Ne HAZOOR (P.B.U.H) §y Pocha Humein Kese Pata ?halega K Humari NAMAZ Qabool Ho Gai Hy To Aap S.A.W.W Ne Farmaya K Agli NAMAZ Parhne Ko G Karey Ga,Sachin Tendulkar facebook cover photo

6:L?G Kehte He? K L?Rki?? ZiNDAGi H?Ti He? - MAUT N?He.. M?Ger W? LOG Ye Ki?? Bh??L J?Te He? K Dh?K? B ZiNDAGi Hi Deti H? - MAUT N?He..!

7:Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true.Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more.Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks.Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

8:Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,Khooshbu bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho…Manjil na mil saki hame to koi gam nahi…Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota jise pyaar ka ehasaas ho.

9:IF HE IS YOUR FRIEND DONT LET HIM GO BECAUSE HE IS:
CUTE!
HANSOM!
COOL!
GOOD!
HELPFULL!
BEUTIFUL!
AND THE BEST!
HE HELPS YOU WHEN YOU NEED!
HE STAYS WITH YOU AT THE BAD TIME!
INFACT I COULD JUST SAY THAT HE'S THE BEST FRIEND EVER AND HE IS EVERYTHING I NEED!
THATS WHY!

10:In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true, May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.

Sachin Tendulkar facebook cover photo
Sachin Tendulkar facebook cover photo

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