1:Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat .. Sweet Words Are Easy To Say .. But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find .. OH MY GOD! How Did U Find Me

2:If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

3:1 Pathan Ne Dawat Men 8 Naan Khaye, ..Or Us Ko QABZ Ho Gaya, ..Bath Room Men Beth K Ro Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha, .Ya KHUDA .Ya To Jaan Nikal De .Ya Naan Nikal De..

4:If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..

5:Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.,Aeroplane facebook cover photo

6:I Know A Lot About Cars ... I Can Look At A Car's Headlights And Tell You Exactly Which Way It's Coming... ;->

7:Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai,Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai,Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki,Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..

8:Moti Aurat Ne Chor Ko Pakr Lia R Uske Uper Beth Gai .Noker Se Boli:Ja Police Ko Bula Kr La .Noker:Chapal Kho Gai Hai .Chor Chilaya:Meri Le Ja Pr Jldi Bula Kr La.

9:My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

10:Payal chhankati ayee thi¡­..Payal chhankati chali gayee,Main sindoor leke khada tha,Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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