1:Short Course To Be A Dermatologist: If It Is Dry - Add Moist; If It Is Moisten - Add Dryness. Congratulations, Now You Are A Dermatologist!

2:I'm Not Sad For Being Single Rather :-O I'm Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..:-P Awwwh.. Bechaarii ;-) Bhatak RHi H0 Gi :-P

3:Magistrate: Aakhir Tum Baar Baar Isi Ek Ghar Se Kyun Pakray Jatay Ho? Chor: Janab Main In Ka Family Chor Hun?

4:Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

5:In WHich WOrDz An EngLish TEacher Will EXpLain AMIR'S BODY In GHajni. BoDy Language,f-35 lightning ii facebook cover photo

6:Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don't Cry, I'm Just Happy That Cows Can't Fly!

7:Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

8:Question: Why The Legal Age For Voting Is 18 & For Marriage 21 Years? Ans: Mulk Sumbhalna Biwi Sambhalney Se Asaan Hai

9:Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

10:Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap.Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.

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