1:We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is the cleaning of the temple.... The accomplishment was in restoring the temple to the purpose for which it was built. Now think of the temple as a symbol. Perhaps it represents my life. The world has tried to use me for its own (perhaps good, but none-the-less extrinsic) purposes. But now I can rededicate myself to my own original purpose. ~Ralph Levy, Hanukkah - Another View

2:When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there¡¯s no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It¡¯s a Back-to-School holiday! Lewis Black

3:I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, ¡®You know. I don¡¯t think I¡¯m gonna be Jewish for very long¡±. Lewis Black

4:The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle. Robert Altinger

5:The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle. Robert Altinger,Hanukkah facebook timeline cover picture

6:Let the straight flower bespeak its purpose in straightness - to seek the light.Let the crooked flower bespeak its purpose in crookedness - to seek the light.Let the crookedness and straightness bespeak the light.~Allen Ginsberg, Psalm III

7:May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind. ~Author Unknown

8:I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, ¡®You know. I don¡¯t think I¡¯m gonna be Jewish for very long¡±. Lewis Black

9:¡°Is not Hanukkah a symbol of Israel, and its light a symbol of his immortality?¡±

10:Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. Richard Lewis.

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