1:Roses Are Red, Violets Are? Ah The Hell With It. Get Your Crap And Get Out.

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4:On 9sptmbr, 20XX At 09hr,09min & 09 Sec On The 9th Of Sptmbr This Year,Time & Date Wil Be 09:09:09 09/09/09

5:Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,Har Pal Tere Milne Ki Faryaad karenge.Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera,Hum Roz Khuda se pehle Tujhe Yaad Karenge.,Green Seaside Valley facebook cover photo

6:Memories last forever, They simply never die, True friends stay together, They never say good-bye.

7:I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

8:A Couple Before Marriage MAD For Each Other ... After Marriage MADE For Each Other ... And A Few Years Later MAD Because Of Each Other¡­

9:Santa- ¡°Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kyahaal hai?¡±Banta- ¡°Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|¡±

10:If God Answers Your Prayer, He Is Increasing Ur Faith. If He Delays, He Is Increasing Ur Patience. If He Doesn't Answer, He Has Sumthing Better 4 U. God Bless U!!,

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